This is part of a Diary I found. It belongs to a David Beckham. If its yours E-Mail me and I'll gladly return it to you. Until then Its here for anyone to read.
 

David Beckham's Diary

Monday . Talk about baby names in training. Yorkie says why not call him Juan, after the number of brain cells I have. Laugh
along, but don't get it. Talk to the gaffer about it. Tell him thinking of naming baby after myself. Boss says no kid would appreciate
being called a winging egotistical bastard. Suggests I name him after him.

Tuesday. Posh says no child of hers will be called moaning Scottish git. In training, Yorkie asks why my missus is called posh.I
expain its because shes a classy bird. Everyone laughs but I don't know why.

Wednesday. Talk to the journo whos writing my autobiography. Boss gets us motivated for the match by telling me Ill be playing
against the man who cheated in the Argentina game during the world cup. Didn't know Owen had signed for Inter. In training boss
tells me to practice shooting before getting into the box. Yorkie says I wouldn't be in the situation Im in now if Id done that before.
Everyone laughs but dont get it.

Thursday. Wow. Alex calls me in and gives me 10k a week pay rise. I never asked for it, but he expains that Ill need it to keep the
child in new ManU strips.

Friday. Gosh Im a dad. Its going to mean a whole change to my life style. Now Im going to have to maintain a nanny too.
 

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